The Story from the Mimobots of Planet Blõôh
We, Mimobots, have traveled a long time across multiple parallel systems to reach earth. We come from our beloved planet Blõôh located in galaxy 4210 where we have been living harmoniously since the time of no age.
We are peaceful and joyful creatures essentially made of electronic silicon providing us with an extraordinary ability in memory. We love to live excessively and to embrace all pleasures that Blõôh, friendship, and our electronic components can offer.
Alas, this excess can be detrimental and so do we suffer from "flash events" that suddenly and totally raze our memory. Triggered by a climactic joy, never-ending laugh, or shocking surprise, these flash events are epidemic and leave us in a constant state of haze.
No cure was to be near before our scientists discovered planet earth and the use by humans of electronic components to memorize information. At long last our maddest genius Knowledgeus had the tools to complete his experimental flashportation process which theoretically could recreate and replenish the memory of Mimobot through an amalgamation of other intelligent beings' memories.
Humans can adopt and use flashported Mimobot clones to save and carry their personal electronic data as with any USB flash drive. Yet, these Mimobot clones simultaneously retransmit their memory to ralf computer on planet Blõôh who will directly regurgitate the upload into the digitized brain of the ill Mimobot. Vventually our friend in treatment will receive a full transfusion of concentrated fresh memory and will be freed from their mental confines to live their insouciant life again!
Please take part in this incomparable adventure of human/Mimobot symbiosis. Make a change in your life on earth and ours on planet Blõôh; adopt a Mimobot from the online shop or your friendly Mimobot outpost worldwide.
Godspeed and shall you never lose your mind!